So George Washington, Abraham Lincon, and Thomas Jefferson were in Air Force One together. Abe had a bananna, Tom had an apple, and George had a bomb. They dicided they didn't want them so they through it out the window. So then they land. When they get off the plain they decide to walk 3 blocks in a neighborhood. So they're walking the first block and they stop by a girl who's crying. So they ask, "Why are you crying?" She says, "Because I was walking and an apple hit me in the head!" They keep on walking. The next block they stopped by a girl who was crying, again. They ask, "Why are you crying?" She says, "Because I was walking my dog and I slipped on a bananna!" They keep on walking. Then they come along this boy who's LOL. They ask, "Why are you laughing?" He says, "Because I farted and my house blew up!!!!!!!"
Yesterday I was with my friend and we were eating a hot dog. We sat down and we were talking about friends and this weird biker threw cofee all over us! He said haha and then kicked me in the leg! When I fell over from the pain I accidentally kicked his tire and it blew up. He went flying, screamed and hit a tree! That really has got to hurt! OUCH!
P.S- Hope you can pay the hospital bill dude!!!!!
Yesterday I ate a chili cheese dog at the park! It tasted so good! And then some weird skater boy bumped into me; it made the chili cheese dog go flying into the air! It landed on the dude's skate board!
He was so mad that he hit me in the stomach! I threw up all over him!
That was a good revenge!!
P.S Hope you get that stain out of your shirt dude!
